Emotionally Available. Chronically Tired. This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a wearable mood — for burnout survivors, emotionally fluent overthinkers, and anyone trying to hold it together with a little humor and a lot of caffeine.
Crafted from a soft, breathable cotton-poly blend, this unisex hoodie is perfect for therapy grads, self-aware introverts, and anyone who's ever said, “I'm fine” while quietly spiraling. It’s got a classic fit, a cozy front pocket for snacks or self-soothing, and a bold message that says “I’m vulnerable, but make it fashion.”
Whether you’re hitting a coffee shop, a group session, or the couch for an existential spiral — this hoodie’s got you covered (literally).
✨ Why You’ll Love It:
🧠 Statement design that sparks connection
💬 Therapist-approved vibe (well, almost)
🧵 Durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend for year-round wear
🛍️ Makes a perfect gift for mental health professionals, friends in burnout recovery, or your favorite emotionally-aware barista
📦 Product Features:
Spacious kangaroo pocket (ideal for fidget toys, snacks, or feelings)
Adjustable drawstring hood for extra comfort
Available in sizes S–5XL
Optional DTF sleeve prints + embroidery
Made with low-impact dyes & ethical production standards
🧼 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry on medium
Iron low (but don’t iron the design)
Non-chlorine bleach only
Do not dry clean
📐 Size Info:
Size
Width (in)
Length (in)
Sleeve (in)
S
20.08
27.17
33.50
M
22.05
27.95
34.50
L
24.02
29.13
35.50
XL
25.98
29.92
36.50
2XL
27.99
31.10
37.50
3XL
29.92
31.89
38.50
4XL
31.89
33.07
39.50
5XL
33.86
33.86
40.50
Size tolerance: ±1.5 in
📍 EU Info:
Product: Gildan 18500
2-year warranty in EU/Northern Ireland under Directive 1999/44/EC
